>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl
>she then tells me to talk dirty
>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt
>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth
>copulate and educate
alice if you wanna get tyrell’s attention put his url in the tags you fuckin amateur
how can you suck dick like that? there’s no vacuum. his face is always gonna have a draft. you can smell his breath on every side of his face. this nigga can’t be near water no more, he’d drown trying wash his face. he ain’t never gonna replenish his thirst. smh i wish him the best.
my aesthetic is nick nolte’s 2002 mugshot
So Madchester it hurts.
mad fer it mad fer it
whoever made bucket hats a thing again needs shooting somethings should be left in 1994
Today is the anniversary of The Simpsons first appearance on television.
On April 19, 1987, “Goodnight” was aired on The Tracey Ullman Show.
Happy Birthday, Simpsons!
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This is my fav jumper bc there is a bateleur eagle hugging the virgin mary on it
look at this fuckin nerd
back in 2011 when i was a hipster piece of shit i wouldn’t reblog anything that had over 500 notes bc i deemed it “too popular” wow what a fuckhead i was